So who is this Breck Eisner guy who so handily remade George A. Romero's The Crazies? Amazingly, it's the son of Michael Eisner (former head of Disney), who also directed Sahara back in 2005 (one of the biggest movie fiascos of all time). ... One would assume that after such a failed attempt at jumping into the world of cinema we would never hear from Breck again. Thankfully he decided to re-introduce himself in a much more modest fashion - the route of the grand horror film. Back in 2008 Breck was included in the first (and only) season of NBC's Fear Itself. Surprisingly he directed one of the series' best efforts, a vampire tale known as "Sacrifice." The story involved a group of thieves who seek refuge in a small walled-off fort where a vampire is on the loose. This was an eye-opening presentation, especially considering Breck has been on a mission to obtain the directing duties for Creature from the Black Lagoon - another classic Universal feature that's been in developmental hell for over 30 years (literally every director has been attached at some point in time, including John Landis, Steven Spielberg, Guillermo DelToro, etc). ... Instead of the creature, back in 2009 it was revealed that Breck would instead be reinventing Romero's early horror feature - The Crazies.
There is something about Romero's work that lends itself to remakes. Dawn of the Dead made for a fantastic retelling. Martin would be genius for anyone willing to take a stab at it. Knightriders? ... Okay, maybe not all of his films would translate, but regardless - The Crazies does. The story revolves around a small Iowa town whose residents are slowly becoming infected with a disease codename Trixie. The local sheriff (Timothy Olyphant of Deadwood fame) and his doctor wife (Radha Mitchell; Silent Hill) slowly discover the cause and response for this infection, which includes the Government containing the small town with deadly result. The disease makes the townsfolk simple minded and easily agitated and violent - after prolonged infection the "crazies" even start pouring blood from their pores and they start to resemble zombies (a scare for me after seeing the trailer, luckily the zombie-similarity is very minor in the end result. Can our heroes escape containment or will they succumb to the same sickness as their friends and neighbors?
As said from the start - this was a great remake. It may notch a 4 out of 5 when compared to gems such as Shaun of the Dead or American Psycho - but as far as this "lets remake everything" mentality goes - Eisner did well. The cast (Olyphant in particular) were great choices, the locale was insane, and the situation was played with respect to the subject matter. No cliche characters or one-liners - just a few random "jump scares" to roll your eyes at (or jump at, in my case). ... With disease being a topic of discussion almost every time the news is on, The Crazies is just as relevant as it was in 1973. It won't go down as one of the greats of all time, but after consistent rehashes (Amityville Horror, The Hitcher, Last House on the Left, The Omen, The Fog, Prom Night, etc) - The Crazies goes to the top of the heap.